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VINEYARD SPAM SALAD

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Serving Size  : 6    Preparation Time :0:00
Categories    : Salads

Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
--------  ------------  --------------------------------
 1       cn           SPAM Luncheon Meat, cubed
                      -(12 oz)
   2/3   c            Mayonnaise or salad dressing
 1       tb           Lime juice
 1       t            Dry mustard
 2       c            Seedless grapes
 1       c            Peapods, cut in half
   1/2   c            Thinly sliced red onion

In skillet, saute SPAM over high heat 2 minutes,
stirring constantly; set aside. In small bowl, combine
mayonnaise, lime juice, and dry mustard. In large
bowl, combine grapes, SPAM, peapods, and onion. Tos
with mayonnaise mixture. Cover and chill 1 hour.