Another "thank-you note" from (dare I say it?) a lazy bride and groom.

AAAGGH!!
Get out your pens and paper, people. If I can schlep all around and plunk down the credit card and spend some of our hard-earned money and hand-write you a note and pack it up and send it off, then you can take the time to write SOMETHING personal.
It had to have taken some time to address all those envelopes with this tacky card--couldn't you at least have written "many thanks for the gift?" Your mother (who is lovely, by the way) is probably dying right now. At least think of her.

P.S. The names have been changed to protect the guilty. I don't know why.