Two Button Mouse

Yes, had to buy one because the old mouse died. Its radar-looking red light was erratic, clumsy, a bit daffy as well as forgetful. (I'm not drawing any parallels here between the mouse and the user.)

The little nib is a scroller and the first time I used it the page went whipping past me like a life being reviewed at an accident scene. Now I can hit my target within a reasonable distance most of the time. There are some helpful features I've been told, of which I've only discovered one: you can choose which document to open your files, helpful for jpgs that come in over the transom.